🐾 Pet Logic
After her meticulously planned 'Silent Disco for Canine Companions' party ended in chaos (the bass drops made Sir Reginald the poodle howl for three hours straight), Penelope exclaimed, 'I *knew* it! I just *knew* from the very beginning that low-frequency beats would agitate Sir Reginald's delicate ear canals! It was so obvious!' She had, in fact, been entirely optimistic beforehand.